A woodchuck has made itself at home next door.Because we are new to our neighborhood since last spring, I’m reluctant to complain about other new arrivals in the area.  But a woodchuck has set up home here and we prefer he, well, didn’t.  His sprawling multiple-entry McMansion is a menace to tractors for one thing.

I can’t say he’s particularly obnoxious in most regards–he doesn’t pee in his yard, shout f-bombs in heated family arguments, ride ATVs back and forth, back and forth, back and forth like certain other white trash neighbors.

Nevertheless, I think I’ll encourage him not to live here any more and decommission his estate.